Roadtrip Ravaging
Since the bookstore’s bestseller over the Fourth of July holidays has always been electricity, we have decided to close the shop from Monday to Wednesday. This is an unprecedented move which I’m quite...
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“Though I am a committed Christian, I believe that everyone has the...
Best. Vacation. Ever. On top of Grandfather Mountain, NC More photos in the extended entry: Papa Bear at an animal reserve in NC A restaurant with comic books! We heart Erwin Burrito in TN #1 on my...
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“It’s like the movie Little Miss Sunshine, but without the healthy family...
I just returned from a family vacation to Florida where I was lured with promises of a visit to Disney World where I could frolic with the mice. There was no land of Mickey. There was no vacation....
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A fake Jamaican took every last dime with that scam. It was worth it just to...
Instead of following my normal after-Christmas ritual of throwing all of my presents on the floor and rolling around in them while cackling with gluttonous glee, I went down to Georgia with Ben to see...
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“Crap. That’s a Mormon word. In English, it means ‘crap.” (my family doctor)
I had the most heavenly weekend ever, and not just because I finally got to eat at the divine Early Girl Eatery in Asheville where I had a BLT where the T was a fried green tomato. How did I not know...
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“This country is in an awkward position : Too late to vote them out, too...
I’m back from Gawja where they have subdivisions named Bedford Forrest because nothing says home like the founder of the KKK, and where the temperature is hot enough to confuse one as to whether you’re...
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Tour Of Places Where Bad Decisions Are Made
Me: I am going to get a tattoo on my birthday! My Dad: Where’s your birthday? 1. The Painted Pony: A Tattoo Parlor in Anderson, South Carolina. Ben has always loved Norse mythology (which when you’re...
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When will hotels have DVRs so I don’t have to watch commercials like a savage?
This weekend was AMAZING. Even more so because I had been so anxious about it. For his birthday, Ben had received free VIP passes to the Atlanta night club The Opera. We decided to stay in a hotel in...
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“Ain’t no party like a Time Lord party because a Time Lord party is not bound...
1. “If it’s after 3am wearing anything more than a wife beater is being overdressed.” –Ben Well, excuse me because I completely put on on airs at Fuel City at 3:30am. We left on Friday evening after...
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Tryon Half Marathon
You can tell that I came up with my own half marathon training schedule since most don’t include an actual half marathon race less than a month before the one you’re training for. After the Spinx Run...
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